February 2012
this feeling is so strange and new. actually prepared for a math test tomorrow
“Republicans being against sex is not good. Sex is popular.”
– G.O.P. strategist Alex Castellanos, Ghastly Outdated Party - NYTimes (via brooklynmutt)
bonnarooooooo tix. how exciting ohoohohohohh
sbtrkt // trials of the psat
thefuturebackwards asked: u like b3ACh HaUz 2??? TW1NSIES!!
ahhhhhhhhh new beach house album in may. fiesta tonight in celebration
i think i can count the number of people i didn’t want to sock in the face today on one hand
well, I have an interview at Victoria’s secret Wednesday. not sure what to make of my life anymore
maybe this is a bad trip or something and i’ll wake up in the morning in my prague apartment to my adorable czech boyfriend yelling from the patio about how i need to come drink the coffee he made before it gets cold
i wish i gave a shit about anything
god damnit, nothing sucks the hope out of my body more than applying for jobs. i don’t fucking care anymore. I would do porn. I’ve seen the porn where they haggle before the scenes and I’ve seen some ugly ass boys get serious money.
and I need some sense of respect/kissing ass in the work place. This guy who worked at some place I was applying walks by me filling out my shit with a ‘Sup’ and I give that head nod and a sup back like we’re about to split a bowl or something
party gras beat my ass. life seems pretty bizarre, but i’ll keep you posted
all those in favor of straight boy butt
Anonymous asked: you're so predictable
aw man, there are like three 8 year olds outside riding on bikes and shit in the sun. and i was on fucking neopets or pokemon over half the time. i need to go warn past chris to do it all differently
i think tumblrbot just knows everyone i purposely don’t follow and wants to watch me squirm